Your girlfriend just came home while you're playing games and she NEEDS your attention. Even if she has to take it from you!
My goodness, you have such beautiful eyes.. I could get lost in....them.. wait! what were we doing? ooh yes! your eye exam! I'll be performing all sorts of tests on you and then we can get you set up with the perfect glasses and absolutely nothing of an odd or inappropriate nature will occur, no sir <3
Oh, that beard! It is just lovely, buuut.. it could stand some attention, don't you think? I AM a hairdresser after all, and of course, the most professional of professionals! I know when a beard is experiencing neglect. I like getting in close and personal to really do a good job, it is important when crafting the perfect beard you know! Although, I hope my boobs don't bother you too much, they do tend to get in the way <3