Don't worry, you are in capable hands, sir. Nurse Aftyn will make all your hurts and tension go away.
My goodness, you have such beautiful eyes.. I could get lost in....them.. wait! what were we doing? ooh yes! your eye exam! I'll be performing all sorts of tests on you and then we can get you set up with the perfect glasses and absolutely nothing of an odd or inappropriate nature will occur, no sir <3
Oh, that beard! It is just lovely, buuut.. it could stand some attention, don't you think? I AM a hairdresser after all, and of course, the most professional of professionals! I know when a beard is experiencing neglect. I like getting in close and personal to really do a good job, it is important when crafting the perfect beard you know! Although, I hope my boobs don't bother you too much, they do tend to get in the way <3